The Man in Pink (Rafael Nadal Gangsta Rap)

SATIRE — Sung to the melody of "Men In Black" by Will Smith.

Chorus

I am de man in pink (mip, mip ah jes)

Hard not to remember

I am de man in pink

Tank you Roger Federer

Di Spaniard dress in pink

Make jou tink

Jus in case we play and I make jou stink

Di title held by me, mip

Mean jou tink jou win but jou will see

Don blink cos jou will be sent home by me

Dis pink top gonna make jou da real fi-fi

Walk on da dirt, I get much bedder

Give da bagel to Roger Federer

I scratch di bum when I got da itch

Goin to do battle wid da Djokovic

In the end he gonna be my bi***

But jo, I don’t mind to give a wink

Coz, I da man in pink

I am da man in pink

From Augus to September

I am da man in pink

Jou cant control jour member

Aha aha, Jes Jes!!

Now from the deepest part of di clay

Jou tink jou win da point but I say “Ay”

Jou know dat I gonna win

Coz jou cannot return my forehand topspin

Di man in pink

Di man in pink

Let me see jou slide wid me

Slide wid me

Vamos, jus hit wid me

Hit wid me

Now lose!

Ohhhhhhh

Alright Check dis

Let me tell jou in closing

Jou know dat I am imposing

But trus me, when I show jou da door

Mean da French Open trophee was never yours

Coz I get to places jou cannot belief

I return da ball dat jou cannot see

I’m da man in

I’m da man in….

I am da man in pink

Da French Open Defender

I am da man in pink

Hard not to ramember....